Attempt #1…
7:00 a.m.: 10 minutes on potty with no success
7:12 a.m.: child redressed, baby on boob nursing
7:14 a.m.: “I peed Mommy” (in middle of living room, on rug of course)
Attempt #2…
8:00 a.m.: 10 minutes on potty with no success
8:10 a.m.: Mommy finally takes first sip of coffee perked 90 minutes ago
8:25 a.m.: “I peed Mommy” (on living room couch)
Attempt #3…
9:00 a.m.: 10 minutes on potty with no success
9:15 a.m.: “There’s poop in there Mommy” (pointing at butt)
10:30 a.m.: As 1st round of poop / pee clothes come out of the dryer, Mommy hears, “I made a mess in the play room, Mommy.”