To all critics of mommies who live in sweatpants: Next time you pull a freshly laundered outfit directly from the dryer, put it on, and have your child explosively poop all over it 12 minutes later, then criticize those of us who sometimes don’t bother to put in the effort. Signed, a mommy in sweats […]
Attempt #1… 7:00 a.m.: 10 minutes on potty with no success 7:12 a.m.: child redressed, baby on boob nursing 7:14 a.m.: “I peed Mommy” (in middle of living room, on rug of course) Attempt #2… 8:00 a.m.: 10 minutes on potty with no success 8:10 a.m.: Mommy finally takes first sip of coffee perked 90 minutes […]
Had a rough morning with my two-year old, including the following: -Him being woken up at 5:30 a.m. by his screaming sister, leading to him bouncing into our room at 5:32 with 5 books in hand -Him throwing an entire roll of toilet paper in the toilet because, after all, “That is where toilet paper […]