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Cashiers, why must you terrorize us? (No, I don’t have any Kohl’s cash!)

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June 26, 2015

    Dear cashier with your lecture about what I am buying and how I am paying for it: What is the deal?! Look, I am an anti-shopper. I loathe the act of dragging my 3 minions to a store to fill a cart with randomness that we really don’t need, but we think we […]

Categories: mommy life • Tags: Kohls, liquor store, shopping • Permalink

Why is it hard to say the v-word?

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June 21, 2015

  Does anyone else struggle with teaching the v-word to your kids? You know, the vajajay? Hoohoo? Ladybits? So Parenting 101 says to use correct terminology for private parts. And penis is a no-brainer. It is easy to say in casual conversation and is socially acceptable. When a parent shouts, “Don’t touch your penis!” to […]

Categories: mommy life • Tags: penises and vaginas • Permalink

End of the day Mommy fail

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June 18, 2015

  Good things Mommy did today: 1. Took kids to spend QT with Grandma and Grandpa 2. Went to the store (with kids) to buy items to donate to children in need in Guatemala 3. Worked out 4. Fed kids a healthy dinner Yet, somehow, the day went to shit. It may have been due […]

Categories: confessions, mommy life • Tags: exhaustion, failure, wine • Permalink

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