FYI: If you give your 1-year old your phone to entertain him while you steal that 8-minute shower you truly deserve, make no mistake: he WILL take naked pictures of you through the glass shower doors. 18 of them in fact. You will not know this because during that 8 minutes, he was not screaming, […]
July 3, 2014 Our pediatrician asked if we were working on identifying body parts with our 1-year old son. Here is how it goes in bath: “Where is… your foot? No, that’s your penis.” “Where is… your nose? No, that’s your penis.” “Where is… your tummy? Nope. Also your penis.” Sigh. “Where is your penis? […]
I have made no secret about the fact that I am in a state of simultaneous mourning / elation this year. 2014: the first time in 6 years that I will not be pregnant or nursing — because we have decided to retire my uterus and declare that 3 kids in 5 years is probably […]