FYI, if you let your one-year old play with your phone while you shower, he will take naked pictures of you.


If you give your 1-year old your phone to entertain him while you steal that 8-minute shower you truly deserve, make no mistake: he WILL take naked pictures of you through the glass shower doors. 18 of them in fact. You will not know this because during that 8 minutes, he was not screaming, climbing into the sink or toilet, or throwing anything at you. So you, honestly, did not know (or care) what he was doing with your phone. Delete my apps? Whatever. Call Daddy at work? Sure.

Fast forward two days later. You will attempt (in vain) to entertain that same 1-year old through an hour-long gymnastics class for your daughter. The books you brought are of no value to him, and he tore through the snack in 45 seconds. So… there are 48 minutes left. Fine, here’s my phone, you’ll say.

He will pull up some of the stunning shots he took of you 2 days prior and proceed to show them to your 6-year old son who is sitting several rows away in the bleachers. Your 6-year old son will then shout (for all the other parents to hear), “Mom! There are like a bunch of naked pictures of you in your phone.”

So now you know what will happen if you take a mid-day shower with your toddler in the room and let him have your phone. You’ve been warned.


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6 thoughts on “How Those Naked Pictures of Mommy Really Got in to Her Phone

  1. katerina says:

    Yeah, aren’t kids just SO great…cough..mine used to scream in public toilets for the world to hear” mom are you pooping?”….”mom, why do you have hair on your privates?”. Good times, good times…..

    1. Karen says:

      Thanks for the comment, Katerina! My favorite is when my toddler crawled under the partition in a public restroom, looked up at the person in the stall next to us and said “Hi!”

  2. This is so true. I have a 10 month old and he loves my phone way too much. Great post

    1. Karen says:

      Thanks Becky! Be careful! Ha!

  3. This is so funny. I love that you were at gymnastics when your son yelled about the naked pics…

    1. Karen says:

      Thanks! Yep, they do provide humor in our lives, don’t they? How boring would our lives be without them? Ha.

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